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me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

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nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

(Source: greenhoused, via parkingstrange)

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mrzim:

right in the feels

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sassingintothevoid:

shootingstarsblessing:

Do you ever just stop and think

Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?

damn

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brasilntz:

LISTEN BRAZIL

YOU GO IN AND YOU PROVE EVERYONE WRONG

YOU MAY HAVE LOST TWO PLAYERS BUT THAT DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER

EVERYONE THINKS YOU’RE OUT

PROVE THEM WRONG

EVERYONE THINKS YOU’RE DONE

PROVE THEM WRONG

MANY HAVE LOST FAITH IN YOU

RESTORE THE FAITH AND GET THE FUCKING SIXTH

LETS DO THIS

(Source: decimavez, via kingofwesteros)

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"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

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mingdliu:

"It’s sucks when your friend for four years that you were really close with suddenly becomes a nobody, a person you walk past by without saying anything at all. It’s crazy how things just change in blink of an eye."

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princessaftbh:

nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling

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